Childrens Books You'll Never See !

I saw these on my friends sister's blog and had to post them they were just to hilarious to pass up. so Aly if you are reading this thanks and I love your great sense of humor. Anyways moving on with it...

• Children's Books You'll Never See
  
• "You Were an Accident"
  
• "You Are Different and That's Bad"
  
• "The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
  
• "Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share"
  
• "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"
  
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
  
• "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
  
• "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
  
• "That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
  
• "Grandpa Gets a Casket"
  
• "The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
  
• "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
  
• "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
  
• "Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"
  
• "Your Nightmares Are Real"
  
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
  
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
  
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
  
• "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
  
• "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
  
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
  
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
  
• "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
  
• "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
  
• "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"

pretty funny huh? Ya everytime I read them I laugh i gues i'll just never get over it haha.